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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Top 10 Things Men Know About Women

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

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Dear John..

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won’t you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool – nobody can take your place. I love you. All my love, Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx P.S. Congratulations on winning this week’s lottery.

Wedding Night

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. Soon, she ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in […]

Back To Nature

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My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You’re beautiful." Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, "You’re cute." "What happened to ‘beautiful’?" […]

I Too Sent My Son

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A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith. To remedy this he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A year later the young man returned home. "Father, thank you for sending […]

Jew And Taiwanese

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An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Taiwan Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and it’s obvious by the silence that they don’t get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain speaks, "I don’t like Chinese." The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no like […]

Parking Lot Rules

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Rule 1 – When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don’t signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from passing. Rule 2 – Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred. Rule 3 – In a crowded parking lot, […]

Golf

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

One Day when Jesus and Moses were out playing golf, they decided to have a contest to see who could make the most outstanding shot. Moses decided to go first. He hammered his shot straight for the green. Unfortunately, the ball fell into a water hazard. Undaunted, Moses raised his arms to the sky and […]

What’s In The Pocket?

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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender […]

Two Boys And A Well

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These two boys were walking along one day when they came up to a well. They were looking down the well when one said to the other "how deep do you think it is ". The other guy says " I don’t know lets throw this rock down there and listen for the splash" They […]

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