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Irs Joke For The Day
SCAM ALERT! WARNING! READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the "Internal Revenue Service," or "IRS," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay for the […]
Difference Between Men And Women
– Submitted by Bob Castro A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies,”BITCH!!” They each continue on their way, and as the […]
Buffalo And Beer
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving […]
Odd Bits Of Humour/Wisdom
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older – then it dawned on me….. they were cramming for their finals! You know when people see a cat’s litter box, they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I wanted to say, […]
Dilbertisms
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either. 2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? 4. I’d explain it to you, but your […]
A New Pet
A British chap went to a pet shop looking for an unusual pet, he was bored with the normal cats and dogs and even the tortoise that tells jokes. (Talk about a hard customer to please!) He asked the pet shop owner what strange and unusual pets he had. “Well,” said the pet shop owner […]
How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
“You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.” Alan, age 10 “No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and […]
Cats And Pills
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.” – Unknown How to Give Your Cat a Pill – by Peggy Althoff 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, “Thats a nice kitty.” […]
Bible & College Students
Top 12 Ways the Bible would be different if it were written by college students 12. ‘Blood of Christ’ switched from red wine to keg beer. 11. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning: cold! 10. Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font. 9. New edition every […]
Catholic Baptism
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?” “I think so,” the man replied. “My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.” “I don’t mean […]
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