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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Bible [By College Students]

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

TOP 12 WAYS THE BIBLE WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF IT WERE WRITTEN BY COLLEGE STUDENTS 12. ‘Blood of Christ’ switched from red wine to keg beer. 11. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning: cold! 10. Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font. 9. New edition every […]

Cookies

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

An elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs, and crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies. With waning […]

Quiz Question

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

What do Alexander The Great, John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh all have in common? The same middle name.

Quiz Question

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

What do Alexander The Great, John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh all have in common? The same middle name.

Changing Light Bulbs

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,343 – 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed; 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been […]

Changing Light Bulbs

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,343 – 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed; 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been […]

Training Lament

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

… then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathered them around him. He taught them, saying: “Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the Kingdom of heaven, Blessed are the meek, Blessed are they that mourn, Blessed are the merciful, Blessed are they who thirst for justice, Blessed are you when […]

Training Lament

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

… then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathered them around him. He taught them, saying: “Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the Kingdom of heaven, Blessed are the meek, Blessed are they that mourn, Blessed are the merciful, Blessed are they who thirst for justice, Blessed are you when […]

Botched ad campaigns

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Sometimes advertisers get it all wrong. Here are some funny examples of advertising campaigns that ended up being entirely inappropriate! 1. Coors put its slogan, “Turn it loose,” into Spanish, where it was read as “Suffer from diarrhea”. 2. Clairol introduced the “Mist Stick”, a curling iron, into German only to find out that “mist” […]

The Visitor To Church

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for […]

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