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Gandhi
Did you know that Gandhi walked pretty much everywhere with no shoes on – to the point where his feet became hard and calloused. He also ate sparingly (even when not on a hunger strike), thus becoming very thin too. His poor diet gave him bad breath. He was also very spiritual. In short, he […]
Silly Lines :-)
Man : You remind me of the sea. Woman : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting? Man : NO, because you make me sick. Wife : You tell a man something: it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and […]
Tried And Trusted
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.” The banker said, “Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him.”
Genie Story
A secretary, a paralegal, and a partner in a big law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each […]
Redneck Medical Dictionary
Artery ………………………. The study of paintings. Bacteria …………………….. Back door to cafeteria. Barium ………………………. What to do when patients die. Benign ………………………. What you be after you be eight. Catscan ……………………… Hunting for Kitty. Cauterize ……………………. Made eye contact with her. Cesarean Section ……………… A neighborhood in Rome. Colic ……………………….. A sheep dog. Coma ………………………… […]
Drunker…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. “What time does the bar open?” he asks. “Same time as […]
Mule Day Story
In the rural south, occasionly you will find an older gentleman who still uses a mule to make a garden. Until he was 72, my father used one and contended that if you knew what you were doing with a good mule, you never needed a hoe for the grass. Well, there was this old […]
The Lawyer And The Grasshopper
A lawyer was walking down the street and saw an auto accident. He rushed over, started handing out business cards, and said, “I saw the whole thing. I’ll take either side.” A grasshopper goes into a bar and hops on to a barstool to order a drink. The bartender says “You know, we have a […]
Junior’s Brain
There’s a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store. The manager doesn’t know what Junior’s problem is, but the boys like to tease him. The boys say he is two bricks short of a load, or two pickles shy of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes the boys offer Junior […]
Gynaecologist’s Exam
A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could. When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous […]
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