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Questionable Theories
Results of a contest for “theories” sponsored by Omni magazine: GRAND PRIZE WINNER When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning […]
How To Write A Term Paper
The Original Joke of the Day http://www.joker.org/ Any students out there? Here is some advice for writing your term papers 🙂 How To Write a Term Paper. 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you […]
Your Mother 8-)
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my […]
Adam Was Lonely…
From: “Craig Harper” <> Newsgroups: uk.religion.christian Subject: Re: Men will like this :-)! Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 13:56:07 -0000 >TOP TEN REASONS GOD CREATED EVE….. > > 10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden > because men hate to ask for directions. > Hope no minds a similar joke….. […]
Why God Created Eve
10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions. 9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don’t want to see what’s ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!) 8. God knew that […]
More Lawyer Jokes :-)!
Why do people love to tell lawyer jokes? There is something about this respected profession that commands our disrespect. One must always be careful about offending lawyers, of course, because you wouldn’t want to face one in court. Or would you? Here are some actual exchanges between lawyers and witnesses in the court room. Perhaps […]
Boss Story
From: Kevin Kelly <> To understand this short story you need to know a bit about New Jersey in the Winter time. It has been a miserable, damp, cold gray winter. Not much snow but not much sun either. My car has had that road salt grime to it since November and even if I […]
Lawyer One-Liners
Here are a collection of (old) lawyer one-liners. (Some of them I don’t ‘get’! And I think lawyers get a rough deal with one liners. One of my friends talked about the 98% of lawyers that give the 2% a bad name!). Rowland. What do lawyers use for birth control? * Their personalities. What is […]
Kids’ Party Story
A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out – caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party starts, two guys show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for them, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some firewood. Gratefully, […]
Bell-Ringer
After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing while several applicants demonstrated their skills, he […]
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