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Church and Bible Humor
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, > ‘I know what the Bible means!’ His father smiled and replied, ‘What do you mean, you ‘know’ what the Bible means? The son replied, ‘I do know!’ ‘Okay,’ said his father. ‘What does the Bible mean?’ ‘That’s easy, Daddy…’ the young boy […]
Nine words women use…
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch […]
Complaints about School
The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children’s failing grades changed to passing grades – even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes. The outgoing message: Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your […]
Riddle
TODAYS RIDDLE : You want to send a valuable object to a friend. You have a box which is more than large enough to contain the object. You have several locks with keys. The box has a locking ring which is more than large enough to have a lock attached. But your friend does not […]
Riddle
=========================== TODAYS RIDDLE : What does this rebus represent? ABDFGHJKLMNOPQRSUVXYZ /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ “Twice removed” The letters “T W I C E” have been removed from the alphabet; hence the phrase. =========================== Although […]
Brain Teasers
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN…THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM….RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING….ENJOY…THIS SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER’S FOR YEARS…. 1 A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full […]
Disability
(There are several versions of this story – an Australian one is buried somewhere – where? – on this website). A conservative Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant, notice a bearded man with a halo, and asked, […]
Great Footballers’ Quotes
[Note from Rowland: As many of you will know, these quotes, in various revisions, have been attributed to various sportspersons etc. Please excuse this Australian humourist’s licence with them! After all, this is supposed to be serious humour :-)!] Great Quotes- even if by Australian footballers ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my […]
Long life
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” “I’m Italian and I am a golfer,” says the old guy. “I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up […]
Most Popular Humorous Articles on our Site
For some reason, out of 4,500 humorous articles on our website, these always see over 1,000 unique visitors reading them each month: Interesting Questions – http://jmm.org.au/articles/7222.htm If You Love Something – http://jmm.org.au/articles/7729.htm 50 Fun Things to do in a Mall – http://jmm.org.au/articles/6333.htm — Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher http://jmm.org.au/ (20,000 articles 4000 humor) Blogs – http://rowlandsblogs.blogspot.com/ Justice […]
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