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Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at The Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, And Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, “Well, Forrest, It is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you I must Tell you, […]
So you think your bird can dance!
http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com/2007/09/may-i-have-this-dance.html
Groan!
1. A bike can’t stand alone because it is two-tyred. 2. A will is a dead giveaway, but where there’s a will, there are usually lots of relatives. 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off. (This was […]
Bingo !
TODAYS RIDDLE : What is the only city with three dotted letters all in a row? /\ x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ Beijing =========================== One-Liners: Happiness is the state of minimum regret. SHOES: If they feel good they’re ugly, […]
Husbands
TODAYS RIDDLE : Below are incomplete words. Place two letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck. Fu (–) am Ed (–) ar Dit (–) urch Ju (–) eam Ran (–) ese Divi (–) bt Pi (–) upt Dro (–) […]
We Were Tough Kids
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1920’s, 30’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for […]
Two Old Ladies
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, “Cripes, life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I’d take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!” “You’re on!” said the other old […]
Bob Hope: Thanks for the Memories
Vaudeville – Motion Pictures Radio – Television – On the Road: USO Shows BOB HOPE May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003 To hear the Thanks For The Memories sung by Bob Hope Click Here http://www.saintsandheroes.com/hopememories/ 1.5 meg download Name at birth: Leslie Townes Hope Bob Hope was a triple-threat superstar of radio, film and […]
Three Brazilian Soldiers
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.” “OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!” His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a […]
Out of date
The Two Ronnies – “A long-term convict managed to escape today, but was soon nabbed by police – he offered his seat to a lady on a bus.”
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