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Jew prays at the Wailing Wall for 60 years!!!
A journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, shuffling slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray […]
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Dinner A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for dinner, love? Chicken, beef or lamb?” He said, “Thank you, I’ll have chicken.” “Not you,” she said. “You’re having soup. I was talking to the cat.” ~~ Fired Pauly and Maury […]
STOP whatever you’re doing and watch this again :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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Brain exercise :-)!
A BIT OF BRAIN EXERCISE………………… TO MY INTELLIGENT FRIENDS: I am sending this only to my smart friends. I could not figure it out. My first thought was wrong and I had to look at the answer. See if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common? 1. Banana 2. Dresser […]
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A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston, a […]
Unhelpful orthodoxy :-)
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: “Stop. Don’t do it.” “Why shouldn’t I?” he asked. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Are you religious?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Me too. Are you […]
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A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the […]
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A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; “Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?” The mother paused and looked at her daughter. “Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey […]
Unique orchestral instrument!!!
Ever seen an orchestra with a typewriter as a key instrument? http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=G4nX0Xrn-wo&sns
Tenjooberrymuds
Don’t worry about the Subject “Tenjooberrymuds.” It will make sense after you read the following. I was recently in Miami and decided to learn the Spanish language, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonald’s. My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and the person who answers the phone […]
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