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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Paying the Bills

TODAYS RIDDLE : What’s the difference between here and there? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ The Letter T . ========================== . Farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked […]

Kids Say The Funniest Things

Kids Say The Funniest Things JACK (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mum, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?” MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t […]

Policeman

TODAYS RIDDLE A man drove to the store. He got out, and accidentally locked his keys in the car. He went in the store, and bought some milk. He came back out and unlocked the door without touching “anything” on the outside of the car (all windows were shut). How did he do it? /\ […]

The Owl

TODAYS RIDDLE : . What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ Chicago. 3/7 chicken= CHI 2/3 cat = CA 1/2 goat= GO . ========================== . The Devil and […]

One-Question IQ Test

Here’s a one-question IQ Test! to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day…… There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now, if there is a blind man […]

The Three Explorers

The Three Explorers. One day three men were out hiking in a new country, and suddenly came onto the banks of a wide, raging river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no ideas of how to achieve this. The first man fell on his knees and prayed “Give me the strength […]

One Small Question About ‘Exodus

One Small Question About ‘Exodus’ By LEE SIEGEL AMID all the justified, and long overdue, concern about truth in memoir – and in nonfiction books generally – a peculiar condition of American literary culture has been overlooked: a radical mistrust of generalization reigns. This is especially the case at magazines and newspapers, wheresweeping statements, speculation […]

Anagrams

An anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples are quite astounding: Dormitory = Dirty Room Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Slot Machines = Cash Lost in ’em Animosity = […]

IQ Test

IQ Test This was developed as an intelligence test by a research and development department at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age can’t do it! 1. This is this cat 2. This is is cat 3. […]

Marriage

TODAYS RIDDLE : A certain number consists of two digits. The number is equal to five times the sum of its digits. If you add 9 to the number, the order of its digits is reversed. What is the number? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x […]