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Mood Swings
Mood Swings: The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband or […]
Fitness exercise
Fitness – exercise especially relevant to those of us who are almost seniors! I came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I’d pass it on. The article suggested doing it three days a week. Begin by standing on a […]
Ushers – Customer Service Training
🙂 TOP TEN SIGNS THE USHERS AT YOUR CHURCH HAVE GONE THROUGH CUSTOMER SERVICE TRAINING By Dave Tippett 10. Now giving out pagers to alert you when a pew becomes available 9. No more “spiritual profiling” of visitors 8. Offering wider variety of communion wafer toppings 7. Turns the Tazer voltage WAY down now when […]
Why Women Hate Physicals
Ain’t it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. “How much do you weigh?” she asks. “115,” she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, “Your height?” “5 foot 8,” she says. […]
Our Perfect Marriage
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere….. but she keeps finding her way […]
George Washington
TODAYS RIDDLE : . The following words have one thing in common. Can you figure out what it is? . Bola Chute Graph Mount Pet Site Sol . /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ . Adding […]
What gender is ‘computer’?
A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?” Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men’s group decided […]
Noah and the Matching Pairs
It rained for forty days and forty nights. But you have only 40 SECONDS to match the pairs Try it and see! http://www.brookviewcottage.com/miles/cards/noah/noah.html
Borrowing
TODAYS RIDDLE : . Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in an elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $100 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?? /\ x x x x x Scroll down […]
In Honor of Stupid People
In Honour of Stupid People . . . . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a […]
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