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Works for me
Now that the holidays are approaching, many men over the age of 40 will find themselves overeating and gaining extra unhealthy pounds during the Christmas season. In an effort to avoid adding girth to an an already ample waistline, I have asked my doctor to provide an exercise routine suitable to my temperament. While the […]
Mathematics
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss […]
self-righteous outrage stakes
Everyone a winner in the self-righteous outrage stakes December 08, 2005 THE Association of Outraged Australians annually asks its members to pick the country’s top 10 public intellectuals. And this year, as usual, Michael Moore, Naomi Klein, Noam Chomsky, Arundhati Roy, Jean-Paul Sartre and John Pilger dominated the voting. But this time the judging collective […]
Taxi Accident :-)
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Thin
Pat and Mick (Germans) met one day and Pat asked Mick if he had seen Murphy (French) recently. Mick replied yes, he had seen him and Murphy was painfully thin. Pat asked Mick just how thin Murphy was. Mick replied that both himself and Pat were thin, but that Murphy was thinner than both of […]
Living in 2005
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when… 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. […]
Can of Worms
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The […]
What religion is your bra?
What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. > “What type of bra?” asked the clerk. > “Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type? > […]
Hospital Lines
HOSPITAL PATIENT CHART ENTRIES – ACTUAL WRITINGS ON CHARTS IN HOSPITALS: 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. […]
They lost their jobs
I recall the story of Pat and Mick (two Lithuanians, so we don’t become racist) who lost their jobs and went to Centrelink. They filled out their work histories and took them to the counter, where the man told Mick he would have to come back in two days. “But wait here Pat!” he said, […]
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