Humor
Farmer’s Advice
TODAYS RIDDLE: . How many letters are in “The Alphabet” ? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ There are 11 letters in “THE ALPHABET” Did you say 26? 🙂 . ============================= . One September, the four […]
Groan (again!)
Following this story… A thief in Paris decided to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of petrol. When asked how he could mastermind such a […]
Children witnessing childbirth
Due to a power shortage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was […]
Groan (again)
The monastery out in Wessex was having a bit of a hard time with its cash flow, because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work of the group. Brother Andrew and Brother Patrick suggested opening up a Fish & Chips stand down on the motorway, right next to the […]
This Will Re-make Your Day
THIS WILL RE-MAKE YOUR DAY. An older couple is lying in bed one morning. They had just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.” “Why not?” he asked. She answered, “Because I’m dead.” The husband asked…”What are you talking about? We’re both lying here in bed […]
Groan!!!
Some small animals invaded a symphony concert. This may not sym funny to some, but when they were all rounded up they gave these explanations: From the big dog: “I’m Bach!” From the smaller dog: “I’m Offenbach!” The cat explained: “I’m Debussy!” Whereupon a small mouse poked its head out from behind the rostrum and […]
Art theft
A thief in Paris decided to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of petrol. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then […]
Will Rogers Quotes
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out. An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what’s going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? Be […]
Borrowing
TODAYS RIDDLE You are enjoying your breakfast after having put some salt on your scrambled eggs when your nerdy brother presents you with an ice cube floating in a glass of water and a short length of string. He challenges you to remove the ice cube from the glass using the string without tying any […]
Operation
. TODAYS RIDDLE: . I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be. /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ . ‘few’ . ============================= . Half Awake: . In this particular branch […]
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