Humor
Whose way is best???
*Martha Stewart’s Way* vs *My Way * Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. > Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! ~~ To […]
What they thought they heard
Sometimes it’s hard to make out the words… 1. “God bless America through the night with a light from a bulb!” 2. “O Susanna, Oh don’t you cry for me, for I come from Alabama with a band-aid on my knee!” 3. “Give us this day our deli bread! Glory be to the Father and […]
Husbands
. TODAYS RIDDLE A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, “twelve.” The member replied, “six ” and was let in. A second member came to the door […]
An Indian Listening
. TODAYS RIDDLE: . What is the only word in the English language that has three consecutive sets of double letters? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The word “bookkeeper” is the only word in the English language that has three consecutive sets of double letters. . […]
On A Few Lighter Notes
A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and […]
Kids & Religion
Jesus’ Dad’s Name A Sunday school teacher asked her class, “What was Jesus’ mother’s name?” One child answered, “Mary.” The teacher then asked, “Who knows what Jesus’ father’s name was?” A little kid said, “Verge.” Confused, the teacher asked, “Where did you get that?” The kid said, “Well, you know they are always talking about […]
Eye test
Test your eyes ALZHEIMERS’ EYE TEST Count every ” F” in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS… (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? X X X X …………………. 3? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 — no joke. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, […]
Pangrams
There are perfect pangrams (sentences of 26 letters that use every letter only once) however none of them make any real sense! Some are: Mr. Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx. Cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz. Blowzy night-frumps vex’d Jack Q. Squdgy fez, blank jimp crwth vox! TV quiz drag nymphs blew JFK cox. […]
intelligence
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?” “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub.” 1. Would you […]
Fathers
TODAYS RIDDLE: What single three letter word can replace the ??? in all four words below to make a new word in each case? ???BOARD ???STONE ???PUNCH ???HOLE /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ KEY to […]
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