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Courses to help men :-)
And the Male Rebuttal… PRESS RELEASE: Upcoming Seminar for Women will cover the following: RESPECTING SILENCES- Practical demonstration on how not to speak while someone is engrossed in watching Television MELWAYS 101- Finally, an explanation by those in the know of what all those squiggly lines mean. FISCAL MANAGEMENT- Finance Experts explain the logical impossibility […]
Signs with meanings
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” ***************************** In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.” ************************** At a Proctologist’s door “To expedite your visit please back in.” […]
Classes for Men
WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: […]
When I die
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather–who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” –Author Unknown
The Laws of Work
If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. Following the rules will not get the job done. Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules. No matter how much you do, you never do […]
Excerpts from the Edinburgh Fringe 2005
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat. – Marcus Brigstocke at the Assembly Rooms Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation. – Jimmy Carr The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears. – Chris Addison at […]
Words the same in all languages
A bit of trivia: OK is one of four words (there may be more…) which are the same in all languages… The others? o.k. let’s see… taxi bus hallelujah patio coca cola or coke pepsi toyota suzuki yamaha supercalifragilisticexpialidocious “graaaaah” avast computer telephone internet forum file login logout bug megabyte bit chat cut-copy-paste edit hack […]
Grandma’s Driving
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. […]
On-line
Do you realise that tight-rope walkers actually enjoy being on-line?
One-liners
. TODAYS RIDDLE: President G. W. Bush is listed as our 42nd president, but only 41 men have held the office. Why? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ Grover Cleveland held office during 2 nonconsecutive terms. […]
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