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Frank was madly in love with Susan, but couldn ¢â‚¬â„¢t get up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. ¢â‚¬Å“Darling! He blurted out, ¢â‚¬Å“Will you marry me? ¢â‚¬ ¢â‚¬Å“Of course, I will, you silly boy, ¢â‚¬ she replied, ¢â‚¬Å“Who ¢â‚¬â„¢s speaking? ¢â‚¬ ====================== An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, […]
KEEP THE GRAY/GREY MATTER ACTIVE
Questions 1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? 3.. Before Mt. Everest […]
US woman nails world record – for nails
US woman nails world record – for nails September 15, 2011 ‘The Duchess’ shows off record breaking nails Chris Walton, nicknamed The Duchess, has become the new Guinness World Record holder for the world’s longest finger nails. If Chris Walton ever started biting her nails, she’d probably wear her teeth out: the Las Vegas resident […]
Clean Humo[u]r
Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married?The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent! ====================== Signs Can Be Funny Too Spotted in a toilet of a London (UK) office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE […]
Clean Humo[u]r
A guy runs into the bar and says, “Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch.” The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. “Wow that’s the fastest I’ve seen anyone drink,” says the bartender. “Well you’d drink that fast if you had what I had,” […]
Riddle
(Supposedly only 5% of Stanford University Students could answer this.) Can you answer all seven of the following questions with the same word? 1. The word has seven letters…. 2. Preceded God… 3. Greater than God… 4. More Evil than the devil… 5. All poor people have it… 6. Wealthy people need it…. 7. If […]
Rural New Zealand Terminology
A little bit of Kiwi culcha – Rural New Zealand Terminology: LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbeque hotter LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbeque. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbeque. DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute.. HARD DRIVE: […]
HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS
(Samples of actual writings on hospital charts) 1 . The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last […]
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail :-)
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64 charges. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favour. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and […]
Fathers’ Day (Bill Cosby)
In a comedy routine some time ago, Bill Cosby related his understanding of the difference between Mother ¢â‚¬â„¢s Day and Father ¢â‚¬â„¢s Day. He insisted that Mother ¢â‚¬â„¢s Day is a much bigger deal because mothers are more organized. ¢â‚¬Å“Mothers say to their children: Now here is a list of what I want. Go get the money from […]
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