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The Intelligence of Dubya
Quotes by George W Bush: “Our priorities is our faith.” -Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000 “It’s going to require numerous IRA agents.” -On Gore’s tax plan, Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000 “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” -Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 “…more and more of our imports are coming from […]
Philosophy
A netfriend wrote: To make light of philosophy is to be a true philosopher. — Blaise Pascal From the same guy both of the following: “Too much wine. I can’t think.” & “Not enough wine. I can’t think.”
Riddle
TODAYS RIDDLE Which of these words is the odd-one-out? BENEFIT FLOTSAM HIJACK ROSEBUD SUITED TRUMPETER /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ BENEFIT starts with a boy’s name (BEN) – the others all end with one. ============================= […]
Intelligence
“Good looks catch the eye but a good personality catches the heart; and you are blessed with both.” Don’t be flattered, this message was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. ============================= And you wonder why some people were undecided until they got to the voting booth??? ———————————————————- I used to work […]
Swearing Parrot
There is a man with a parrot, and the parrot swears like a sailor. The parrot can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the man who owns him is a quiet, polite, conservative type, and the bird’s foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, […]
Ideal Marriage
From a netfriend: The movie Mullet, and now A Man’s Gotta Do, are examples of inarticulate male trying to understand equally non-communicative female. (I don’t think blame is always on one side.) However, the ideal marriage is supposedly between a deaf husband and a dumb wife.
Bull
Man took his wife to the Rodeo:They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said,”This bull mated 50 times last year.”The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”They walked a little further and saw another pen with a signthat said, “This bull […]
Just A Tap
A passenger leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up and over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moment’s everything was silent in the cab. Then […]
The Humour (?) Doesn’t Get Much Worse Than These
1. Phone answering machine message – “…If you want to buy marijuana,press the hash key…” 2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any. 3. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top […]
One Little Letter Makes A World Of Difference
One Little Letter, it makes a WORLD of difference… A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, […]
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