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Curse Generator
The online OT curse generator “Lost for a smart remark to see off your enemies? Unable to deliver that killer insult? Put an end to “I was speechless!” misery with the amazing Biblical Curse Generator, which is pre-loaded with blistering put-downs as delivered by Elijah, Jeremiah and other monumentally angry saints. Simply click the button […]
Type in Tongues!
Type in tongues …visit http://www.postfun.com/pfp/features/97/sept/glossalalia.html
Language Guide for Menfolks
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! […]
Signs
Some more of those “actual signs” that were [supposedly] seen by “actual people.” At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.” In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.” At a Towing company: […]
Restaurant
When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, “Will it be long?” The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again, “How much of a wait?” The woman looked up from her book and said, “About ten […]
The Scriptural Dog
A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist. They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted. The owner brought the […]
It’s in the phone book!
A hotel manager in Raleigh reports that a guest woke up everyone in the hotel screaming, “It’s in the phone book! It’s in the phone book!” The manager got the house detective and they let themselves into the man’s room, where they found him in the midst of a nightmare. “I was having a horrible […]
Old Friends
*Old Friends* Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn’t find her attractive anymore. “As I get older he doesn’t bother to look at me!” Amy cries. “I’m so sorry for you, as I get older […]
24 Pigs
A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury. “Yes, Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs. Imagine, twenty-four pigs. Twice the number there are […]
IRS Audit
A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, “Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we […]
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