Humor
Jim & Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. […]
Dog Bite
A man went to the doctor to look at a dog bite. The doctor did some tests and came back a few minuets later and said “I’m sorry to inform you that you have rabies.” The man quickly pulled out a pen and pad of paper and started writing. Thinking he was making out his […]
Three Wishes (Another One)
An Irishman finds a bottle with a genie in it. The genie offeres him three wishes but he can’t think of anything. The genie says, “OK, Master, I think I know what you might like,” and a bottle of Guiness and a glass appear in the Irishman’s hands. He pours himself a glass and drains […]
Good Old Collingwood Forever!
(Note for non-Oz readers: Collingwood is an inner suburb of Melbourne) Michael Malthouse the coach of Collingwood gets wind of a potential new young recruit who lives in Iraq. Malthouse and the Magpie Recruiting Manager catch a plane to war torn Baghdad and track the young boy down. They risk life and limb dodging bombs, […]
Words Of Wisdom For Women
1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to […]
Golf
Jesus, Moses, and Jesus’ dad were playing golf. Moses tees off first. The ball goes into a lake. Moses walks to edge and waves his arms, the water parts and he goes up to the ball and hits it on the green and into the hole. Jesus is up next. He hits the ball, it […]
How Old Is Grandma?
How old is Grandma? Stay with this — the answer is at the end — it will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandma […]
Telling A Joke
A first time prisoner is placed in his cell with a cellmate. Before long it is time for “lights out” and the cellblock becomes dark nearly silent. Eventually a voice from across the cellblock cries out “twenty-two!” and everyone breaks out into loud and prolonged laughter. A little while later another voice calls out “forty-one!” […]
Problems Solved
The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic device, capable of making bazillions of decisions in split nanoseconds, is designed to solve all military problems with the greatest of ease. To test its capabilities, the brass poses a tactical problem to it and then asks for a decision, “Attack […]
Three Wishes
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,”If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” The woman freed the frog and the […]
Categories
Articles may be reproduced in any medium, without applying for permission
(provided they are unedited, and retain the original author/copyright information - and a reference to this website :-)!
26,756 articles online.
Protected by Akismet, Digital Ninjas and an Ion Cannon. Really.
Blog with WordPress