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The Rescue
Three teenagers are walking down the beach when they see a man drowning in the ocean. The three of them dive in and save him. To their surprise they find they have saved the President of the United States. When he can talk, the president says “Thank you. You have saved my life. Let me […]
God In The Bathroom
—————————————————————————- —- A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raised […]
Politician In The Hospital
A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him. “Why are the curtains closed,” he said. “Is it night?” A nurse replied, “No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn’t want you waking up and thinking that […]
The Doctor’s Major Mistake
During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a reporter: “Doctor, did you ever make a serious mistake?” “Yes, was the reply, “I once cured a millionaire in three visits!”
Visit To The Fortune Teller
During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die […]
Who’s At The Door ?
There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, “Who’s there?” “Parcel post, ma’am. I have a package that needs a signature.” “Where’s the package?” I asked suspiciously. The deliveryman held it up. “Could I see some ID?” I said, still not convinced. “Lady,” […]
Composers
The woman, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, “Ah, Mozart. You’re so right. I love him. Is he still composing?” “No, he’s decomposing now.” ~~~ They’re decomposing composers There’s less of them every year You can say what you like to Beethoven But there’s not much of him left to hear (with thanks […]
Church Blooper
http://www.fumcbelvidere.org/ourhistory.htm In this website read the first paragraph, you will find … “This is a must reading for new and old members alike! It captures the spirit, pride, and dedication members have for their church. Beyond that, it’s just very interesting! And it’s even more interesting if you know the members who so selfishly gave […]
Made In China
One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. There was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said, “Hey baby, let’s play Weeweechu.” “Oh no, not now. Let’s just sit here and look at the moon” said Jung Lee. “Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you […]
Christmas Stories
1.. At a school nativity play, three young children were cast as the kings. Presenting their gifts, the first said: “Gold”, the second: “Myrrh”, and the third: “And Frank sent this”. 2. The Sunday School teacher was telling the story of the nativity, and had just finished the part about there being “No room at […]
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