Humor
Debt Of $0.00
The following story appears to be an “urban legend,” but is fun to read nevertheless: In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston, Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. In April he received another and threw […]
The Potter Philosophy On Exercising
1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. 2. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 […]
Divorce Can Be Messy
A married couple were driving down the freeway. The wife was driving, and the husband was in the passenger’s seat. The husband said, I want a divorce.The wife didn’t say a word, she just pushed her foot on the accelerator a little and went about 10 more miles per hour.The husband said, I’m taking the […]
Romance According To Country Singers
“Walk out backward so I’ll think you’re coming in.” “I only miss you on the days that end in ‘y’.” “She caught me lying and then she caught a train.” “I can’t find you anywhere but gone.” “When the phone rings, you’ll know it’s not me.” “When she’s got me where she wants me, she […]
Cops
WHO SAYS THAT COPS DON’T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR? “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “Can you run faster than […]
Amish
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked, “What is this, Father?” The father, never having seen an elevator, responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like […]
Too True
Everybody on earth goes to heaven. God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.”With that said […]
Church Signs
CHURCH MARQUEE SIGNS “Don’t give up. Moses was once a basket case!” “The best vitamin for a Christian is B1” “Under same management for over 2000 years” “Soul food served here” “Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to church” “Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What’s yours?” “Walmart isn’t the only saving […]
Wrong One
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, Be careful, Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 95. Please be careful! It’s not just one car, said Herman. It’s hundreds of […]
26 One-Liners
1. Give God what’s right — not what’s left. 2. Man’s way leads to a hopeless end — God’s way leads to an endless hope. 3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. 4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. 5. In the sentence of life, the devil may […]
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