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Warning– Dangerous Pun Territory
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled. A man rushed into the doctor’s office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking! “The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down. You’ll […]
Talking In Church
—————— Six year old Angie and her four year old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. “You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church,” she hissed at Joel. “Why? Who’s going to stop me?” Joel shot back. Angie pointed […]
Too Many In Heaven?
St. Peter and St. Paul are at the Pearly Gates. Paul is looking through The Book of Names, and he says to Peter, “There are more people in heaven than there is supposed to be! Go find out what has happened!” Peter runs off, and some time later he returns to Paul. Paul says, “Did […]
Oh Canada
——— An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed woman, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One day, her son […]
Election Time
It was election time and the politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited. “I promise better […]
Great Writing
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define “great,” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level — stuff that will make them scream in disbelief, […]
Noah’s Ark
All I really need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark! 1 – Don’t miss the boat! 2 – Don’t forget we are all in the same boat. 3 – Plan ahead – it wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark. 4 – Stay fit – when you are 600 years old Someone […]
A Man Walked Into A Bar
A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, “Nice tie.” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later, the voice said, “Beautiful shirt.” […]
Three Saints
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together. “Oh, this is terrible,” exclaims St. Peter. “I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren’t expecting […]
Horse Deliverance Ministry
opportunities for the new millenium If you’ve ever felt frustrated by the lack of effective guidelines for the use of horses in contemporary deliverance ministry, here’s a few snippets from the definitive training manual by DOCTOR A. GELDING ยท Q. How can you tell when ponies are bound by Generational Superstition ? A. They take horseshoes […]
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