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New Words

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

The Washington Post’s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted […]

Why God Created Pets

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?” Adam said, “Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much […]

Christmas Cracker Jokes

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe. Rudolph the Great, a Russian tsar, was standing in his house one day with his wife gazing out his window. He turned to his wife and said, "Look honey, it’s raining." She responded, "I don’t think […]

Multiple Personality Disorder

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Three Wise Women

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

You know what would have happened if there had been three wise WOMEN instead of three wise MEN, don’t you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the Baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and given practical gifts.

Spelling Bee

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough If OUGH stands for O as in Dough If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour If TTE stands for T as in Gazette If EAU stands for O as in Plateau The right way to spell POTATO […]

Camping News

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Dear Mom Our scout master told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad […]

Why Are Wedding Dresses White?

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his […]

Having A Whine?

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Woman’s Quote of the Day: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with." Men’s Counter-Quote of the Day: "Women are like fine wine. They all start out […]

Letter To God

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send the letter to the president. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary […]

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