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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Warning

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game, recently issued this bulletin: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. “We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells […]

Rural Australian Computer Terms

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

* Log on – Make the barbie hotter * Log off – Don’t add any more wood * Monitor – Keep an-eye on that barbie * Download – Getting the firewood off the ute * Floppy disc – What you get from trying to carry too much firewood * Window – What to shut when […]

Santa Claus Is A Woman

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

I think Santa Claus is a woman…. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she. Think about it: Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast […]

E-Mail From God…

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time. When she returned she told God, yes it is […]

I Love My Job

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

I love my Job, I love the Pay! I love it more and more each day. I love my Boss; he’s the best! I love his boss and all the rest. I love my Office and its location I hate to have to go on vacation. I love my furniture, drab and gray, and the […]

What’s For Dinner?

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The young couple invited their parson for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied. "Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?" "Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Pa say to Ma, […]

God And Moses

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A Conversation Between Moses and God “Excuse me, sir.”  “Is that you again, Moses?”  “I’m afraid it is, sir.”  “What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?”  “How did you guess?”  “I don’t have to guess, Moses. Remember?”  “Oh, yeah. I forgot.”  “Tell me what you want, Moses.”  “But you already know. Remember?”  “Moses!”  […]

Guys And Gals

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Something for everyone The Advantages of Being a Woman We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We can cry and get off speeding fines. We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer […]

More Church Bulletin Bloopers

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.  Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. PRAYER & FASTING CONFERENCE:  “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals”. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in […]

Ouch!!!!!!!!

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test, and best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises right in […]

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