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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Two Stories

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Country Perspective An out-of towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. He got out and worriedly looked up and down the road. After a while, a farmer came to help with his big strong horse named “Buddy” and offered to help get the car out of the ditch. The farmer hitched […]

Rules For Work

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me […]

Answer To Prayer

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A woman was getting a pie ready to put into the oven when the phone rang. It was the school nurse. Her son had some down with a high fever and would she come and take him home? The mother calculated how long it would take to drive to school and back, and how long […]

Life’s Wisdom

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1. Dickson’s Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 2. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a […]

Fun With Computers

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

And people are worried about Y2K problems… In March 1992 a man living in Newton near Boston, Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. In April he received another and threw that one away too. The following month the […]

Kiss What?

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According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put in on in the bathroom.. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirrors leaving dozens of little […]

Odd Bits Of Humour

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The Woman In The Choir Did you hear about the woman in the choir that was hit in the head with a hymnal that was thrown from the congregation? She said, “Throw another one, I can still hear the preacher!” The Lighter Side How many church members does it take to change a light bulb? […]

God Gifts

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE 🙂 I don’t know who should get the credit for creating the original messages, but I hope you enjoy the fruits of their labor. Hold down the scroll down button and enjoy 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 […]

Procrastinator’s Calendar

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NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 16 15 14 12 11 10 9 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 32 30 28 27 26 25 24 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs […]

Childbirth

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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?” The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy […]

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