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Noah’s Ark- A Modern Tale
From: Wayne Dobratz Subject: Could Noah build the ark today? Date: Wed, 18 Jun 1997 And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good […]
Taking Off
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be […]
Plane Crash
Plane crashes on a desert island. 15 survivors. 3 Spaniards, two men and a woman, 3 French people, 2 men and a woman, 3 Germans (you get the picture), 3 Greeks and 3 Brits. Six months later…. The Spanish man had killed the other and was living with the woman. The French had a delightful […]
Comprehension
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home, and wants to find out if his […]
Gene Pool?
More evidence that the gene pool may need a little chlorine:——– Sign in a gas station: Coke — 49 cents. Two for a dollar.——–Warning! At a grocery store in San Jose, they have new credit card/ bank cardreaders at the checkout stands. If you don’t know how to orient your card to swipe it through […]
The Tates In Your Church
Do you know how many members of the Tate family belong to your church? There is old man Dic Tate who wants to run everything, while Uncle Ro Tate tries to change everything. Their sister Agi Tate stirs up plenty of trouble, with help from her husband, Irri Tate. Whenever new projects are suggested, Hesi […]
Yuppies, Punctuality And Hell…
A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeemer!!!” he whined. “You yuppies are so […]
People!
Subject: Joke Mail: 20 September 1997 Date: Sat, 20 Sep 1997 Table of Contents: -Courtship -Bad People Manners -Responsibility -Daffynitions =;->->-< Courtship “Well, how are you getting along with your courtship of the banker’s daughter?” The young suitor beamed happily. “Not so bad. I’m getting some encouragement now.” “Really?” responded his friend. “Is she beginning […]
Tickets Please
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see,” answered an engineer. They all […]
I’ve Learned
Sent in by: Alexis van-Lutsenburg-Maas I’ve learned that my daddy can say a lot of words I can’t. — age 8 I’ve learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate it looks like you ate more. — age 6 I’ve learned that just when I get my room the way I like […]
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