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Humor: Repent And Sin No More!
[You can find more of the same at: www.ecunet.org/ecunet/eculaugh/laugh] Once there was a painter who was very poor. When his parish church needed repainting the members of the congregation and the church elders got together and when bids were considered for the job, offered him the job because while his bid was not the lowest […]
Ruts (How To Avoid)
Sometimes we–or others–get into a rut. Thought you might enjoy the following item. Autobiography In 5 Short Chapters* Chapter 1 I walk down the street. There is a large hole in the sidewalk. I fall in. I am lost. I am helpless. It isn’t my fault. It takes forever to find a way out. Chapter […]
Adam And Eve
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust.” “That’s right, Johnny, I did.” “And I heard you say that when we die, our […]
Choices
Bill Gates suddenly dies, and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, “Well Bill, I’m really confused on this one. It’s a tough decision; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every […]
Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different?
* Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles Computers: bits * Method used to end undesirable behavior Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper Computers: hit control-alt-delete * After destruction of personal property D: dog not found C: file not found * Favorite trick D: roll over C: play dead * Comic-page hero D: Dogbert C: Dilbert * Fun […]
Humor – Loaded Dog
A story heard on US news radio: Guy buys brand new Grand Cherokee for 30 some thousand dollars and has 400+ dollar monthly payments. He immediately gets a hold of his friend and they go do some male bonding. They go duck hunting and of course all the lakes are frozen. These 2 Atomic Brains […]
Humour – Kid’s Talk Etc
A boy came home from Sunday school, and his mother asked what he had learned that day. “I learned a song about a bear,” he said. Mom thought for a while, but she couldn’t think of a church song about a bear. “What bear?” she finally asked. “Gladly,” the boy said. “Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.” […]
Did Ya Ever Just Wonder …..
How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”? Since Americans throw rice at weddings do orientals throw hamburgers? Why […]
One-Up-Manship
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? “I’ve got one in my Yugo!” The driver of Rolls looks […]
Lawyer Doubletalk
The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide… * Was that the same nose you broke as a child? * Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning? […]
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