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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Destructive Species

By and others ⋅ January 14, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

There once was a Species of tail-less Monkey who had an over-developed Brain, of which it was immensely proud. Apeman thought he was Top of the Evolutionary Tree (and prior: Darling of the Gods), and could not only Dominate his Planet, but Conquer Nature, and be Immortal. His species multiplied like crazy, spread across the […]

Tomato Garden

By and others ⋅ January 14, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted To dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was Hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his Predicament. Dear Vincenzo, I […]

More Darwin Awards

By and others ⋅ January 14, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

It’s that time again… The Darwin Awards are finally out, the annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Now some of these lists are bogus, or semi-bogus… Check ’em out if you need to (I’m not gonna do your […]

Clever Kids

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Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you […]

War and occupation

By and others ⋅ January 14, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

“The Best of Punch Cartoons” is currently available in a massive book, containing 2,000, in chronological order. A hefty gloss volume for those with a stout coffee table, and marketing at the moderate price of $79-95 (let’s call it $80 and be done with it), it contains such gems as – Two Roman soldiers (page […]

Darwin Awards – true or false?

By and others ⋅ January 14, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

A mixture – http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/darwin06.asp

The True 2008 Darwin Awards

By and others ⋅ January 14, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

For those passionately wanting to know, the actual Darwin 2008 awards are here: http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2008-16.html And the prize goes to this guy: The Balloon Priest 2008 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (20 April 2008, Atlantic Ocean, Brazil) In 1982 Lawn Chair Larry, beloved survivor of a Darwin-worthy attempt, attached 45 helium weather balloons to […]

Some of you wanted to throw a shoe at George Bush

By and others ⋅ January 14, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Now you can! See http://www.aksalser.com/game.htm

Wisdom and sanity

By and others ⋅ January 14, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

I like fruit baskets, because they allow you to mail someone fruit without appearing insane – Demetri Martin If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. – Dick Cavett. Skepticism is an epistemological tantrum. – Vanhoozer Nothing is more frustrating and restricting than to set up rules for God and then wonder […]

Groan!

By and others ⋅ January 14, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Two Aerials met on a roof – fell in love – got married The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant. ———————————————————————— A man went to the Doc with a strawberry growing out of his head: The Doc said, “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.” ———————————————————————— “Doctor, Doctor. I can’t stop […]

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