Humor
A Cowboy named Bud (and more…)
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni ® suit, Gucci ® shoes, RayBan ® sunglasses and YSL ® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I […]
Giving Up Golf
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” “No, […]
Today’s Humo[u]r
Men Should Listen . A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “WITCH!!” They each continue on their way, and as the […]
Christian books that should NOT be published.
A little warning: sometimes the ads which appear above our articles are, to say the least, suggestive. We do our best to cleanse our website of these: but they are our only source of income. Thanks for your understanding! If you know these preachers/authors, you’ll see the funny/clever side of all this Christian books […]
New Wine Before Bed
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night ¢â‚¬â„¢s sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors. I kid you not… California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number […]
Fun with Google Search
First, Google the word askew Then Find Chuck Norris And then this – http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/ Finally (don’t get giddy) Do a Barrel Roll
Steven Wright’s humor
If you’re not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he’s the famous Erudite (comic) scientist who once said: “I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.” His mind sees things differently than most of us do….. Here are some of his gems: 1 – […]
Humo[u]r
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the […]
Humo[u]r
The teacher wrote on the blackboard, ¢â‚¬Å“I ain ¢â‚¬â„¢t had no fun all summer. ¢â‚¬ ¢â‚¬Å“Now Paul, ¢â‚¬ she said. ¢â‚¬Å“What shall I do to correct this? ¢â‚¬ ¢â‚¬Å“Get a boy friend. ¢â‚¬ Paul replied. =============== “Simon, if I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what would I have? ¢â‚¬ ¢â‚¬Å“Huge hands, sir. ¢â‚¬ =============== […]
Cardiologist and Mechanic
A motor mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a BMW M3 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc, want to take a […]
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