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Christian One-liners
“Don’t let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case” Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited – until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live […]
The True Identity of Barney :)
We have found proof that Satan does exist in a “Cute Purple Dinosaur” named ‘Barney’. Here is how we found this out: Barney is often referred to as a “Cute Purple Dinosaur”. Let’s rewrite this using the Roman writing standard, simply replacing the “u’s” with “v’s” as the Romans did not have “u’s”. The result […]
Men Strike Back!
(Most put-down jokes put down men… Here’s something to redress the balance 🙂 What’s the best way to open a beer? Who cares. It should be opened when she brings it! Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up chicks? Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never […]
Supermarket
. TODAYS RIDDLE : After recent events, Mark is annoyed with his brother, John. Mark thought it would be funny to hide John’s wallet. He told John that he would get it back if he finds it. . So, first off, Mark laid five colored keys in a row. One of them is a key […]
Gates vs. General Motors
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.” In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release […]
The Old Days – Do You Remember?
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN…? All the girls had ugly gym uniforms? It took five minutes for the TV warm up? Nearly everyone’s Mom was at home when the kids got home from school? Nobody owned a purebred dog? When a quarter was a decent allowance? You’d reach into a muddy gutter for a penny? Your […]
psychiatrist
. TODAYS RIDDLE : I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be. What’s the word ? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ Few . ========================== . The psychiatrist was interviewing […]
Speech
TODAYS RIDDLE : Inside each set of the following words, there is a pair of smaller words. By putting & between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example, “Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.” 1. Firecracker/Misconstruing 2. Blockbuster/Doohickey 3. Shunting/Bespeckled 4. Proliferation/Climbable 5. Heartstrings/Consciences /\ x x x x x Scroll down […]
Dear Dad Letter
A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad.” With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. “Dear, Dad. It is […]
The Rabbit
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman “Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?”. The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves. The […]
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