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Fear

By and others ⋅ June 20, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

How about this one… homophonophobic… scared of words that sound alike????!

Long words

By and others ⋅ June 20, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means a fear of long words.

Some Odd Thoughts

By and others ⋅ June 20, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Stephen Wright’s Thoughts I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it. I had amnesia once — maybe twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove money […]

Riddles and more

By and others ⋅ June 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

. TODAYS RIDDLE: . Pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters there are. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black, blue, green and gray. I’m read from both ends the same either way. . What am I?. /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x […]

Jewish Humor ?

By and others ⋅ June 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

============================= . A waiter comes over to a table full of Jewish women and asks, “Is anything all right?” . ============================= . A rabbi was opening his mail one morning. Taking a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: “shmuck.” . At the next Friday night service, […]

Tropical troubles

By and others ⋅ June 16, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

One of the jungle’s hardest workers was the gorilla, who was normally very upbeat about all the carpentry he did around the place. But one day he was seen to be dragging his knuckles along the ground more heavily than usual. “What’s the matter?” asked the zebra. “I’ve lost my most important tool,” replied the […]

Kitchen Closed

By and others ⋅ June 15, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

( this chick has had it! ) Martha Stewart doesn’t live here!! I’m creative you can’t expect me to be neat too! So this isn’t Home Sweet Home ADJUST! Ring Bell for Maid Service If no answer Do It Yourself! I clean house every other day Today is the other day! If you write in […]

How To Get Saved

By and others ⋅ June 14, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Note from Rowland: This particular style of humour/humor is called ‘parody’. Be careful 🙂 Sex 4 Salvation – How To Get Saved Visit http://users.erols.com/oddities-inc/start.html

Riddles and more

By and others ⋅ June 14, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

. TODAYS RIDDLE: . Good at math? Try this one…. 1=3 2=3 3=5 4=4 5=4 6=3 7=5 8=5 9=4 10=3 . So what does 11=? 12=? . /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ . 11 equals […]

So, what’s left to eat?

By and others ⋅ June 14, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

:=) So, what’s left to eat already?? Can’t eat Beef, Mad cow…. Can’t eat chicken. bird flu Can’t eat eggs. Salmonella Can’ t eat pork .. fears that bird flu will infect piggies Can’t eat fish .. heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat Can’t eat fruits and veggies . insecticides and herbicides […]

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