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Ducks in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!’ So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, […]
The Year of Your Birth
The Year of your Birth!!! Click on the link and type in the year of your birth. Reflect, reminisce and enjoy. Give this a try; you’ll be amazed. Super interesting The screen is going to fade to black, have your glasses on, and follow the instructions below. You’ll be […]
The English Plural
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house […]
Builders in the sky!!!
Workers build a footpath around the vertiginous slopes of Shifou Mountain in China Note: these amazing pictures were copied/pasted from an email, and some can’t see them. Try here: http://www.anhourago.co.uk/show.aspx?l=8544515&d=501 Thousands of metres up the vertiginous slopes of Shifou Mountain in Hunan Province, China, a team of workers, operating with hardly any safety measures, are […]
Space shuttle flight
This is a bit more complicated than driving your car! The left/right buttons and zoom buttons are there ¢â‚¬“ look toward the bottom Just click on picture and move the mouse in any direction to scan. http://360vr.com/2011/06/22-di ¢â‚¬â€¹scovery-flight-deck-opf_6236/i ¢â‚¬â€¹ndex.html
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Not Wanted Mother was having a hard time getting her son to go to school in the morning. “Nobody in school likes me,” he complained. “The teachers don’t like me, the kids don’t like me, the superintendent wants to transfer me, the bus drivers hate me, the school board wants me to drop out, and […]
IT’S SO HOT AND DRY in MISSOURI :-)
…..the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. ….the trees are whistling for the dogs. ….the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance ….hot water comes from both taps. ….you can make sun tea instantly. ….you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good […]
5 Passengers 4 Parachutes…
An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first parachute and left the aircraft. The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, “I […]
MORE HUMO[U]R
Alligator’s Teeth A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. “What is it made of?” she asked. “Alligator’s teeth,” the Indian replied. “I suppose,” she said patronizingly, “that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us.” “Oh no,” he objected. “Anybody can open an oyster.” ============================ A drunk was […]
Clean Humo[u]r
Whales A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that […]
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