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How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of the don’ts, we knew we’d disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top […]
King David Admits To Adultery
[from Jewish Humor List] KING DAVID ADMITS TO ADULTERY, MURDER OF SERVANT By Dwayne Eutsey Staff Scribe Jerusalem–In a stunning admission of guilt last night King David acknowledged that he had an "inappropriate relationship" with Bathsheba, the wife of his loyal servant Uriah the Hittite, which resulted not only in her pregnancy but in the […]
Justice
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my […]
Bumper Stickers
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Jesus is coming – everyone look busy. Born free… taxed to death. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. There’s too much blood in my alcohol system. You’re just jealous […]
Tate’s Compass Company
There was once a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Tate, and it was their life’s dream to have a compass company. They finally saved enough money and started the Tate’s Compass Company. Luck was with them, for the first contract they acquired was to manufacture 750,000 compasses for the Boy Scouts. They worked feverishly day and […]
New Definitions
The Washington Post’s "Style Invitational" asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners: Fortissimoe: the musical moment produced when someone serially slaps the faces of the first-violin section. Tatyr: a lecherous Mr. Potato Head. Doltergeist: […]
The Cost Of A Woman
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said, "This person will cook for you and wash […]
Registering… And The Head Hog
A woman went to the school to register her boys. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered. "They’re all named LeRoy?" he asked, "What if you want them to […]
Translating Personal Ads
Independent Thinker . . . . . . . Crazy. High-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things. Free-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy and irresponsible. Attractive. . . . . . . . . . . . .Average and conceited Cute. . […]
Anagrams
Be sure to read to the end! This is wild and quite clever! An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly […]
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