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Military And Marines
Actual lines out of U.S. Military OERs (Officer Efficiency Report): – Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. – Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching. – A room temperature IQ. – Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. – A prime candidate for natural […]
Kids On Marriage
How do you know who to marry? "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." – Kally, age 9 "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she […]
A Fowl Story
DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I’ve not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. GRANDPA In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken […]
Young Wisdom
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it’s printed on the bottom." *************** Another three-year […]
Funny Signs
1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. 2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs 3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken. 4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the […]
Dogs
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?" — Rita Rudner "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money." — Joe Weinstein "Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." — […]
Cute Kids
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens & 2 girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it’s printed on the bottom." –From Cindeee As […]
God Humour
One day a group of scientists got together & decided that man had come a long way & no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go & tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God & said, "God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you. […]
One Liner
You know, my dad always wanted to be an astronaut. So he went to college and took up space.
How Faiths Fight Fires
Recently, just as an ecumenical gathering was commencing, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!" The Methodists gathered in a corner and prayed. The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?" The Quakers quietly praised God for blessings that fire brings. The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was […]
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