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A True Confession!
A man walks in to a confession booth and says I have sinned. What did you do asks the priest. I committed a murder. The priest says take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven. A women walks in to the confession booth and says I have sinned. The priest […]
50 Ways To Confuse, Worry, Or Just Scare People In The Computer Lab
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They’ve found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor […]
Sheep’s Head Soup
An aussie was feeling like a bowl of good old sheep’s head soup, so he goes down to the local butcher and asks for a couple of sheep’s heads. The butcher nods and yells to Fred out back. "Give us a couple of them New Zealand sheeps heads out here, will ya!" Well the Aussie […]
Cat Diary
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I […]
Is It Sooner Than You Think?
There were 3 sisters living together 92, 94 and 95 yrs. old. The oldest went upstairs one evening to take a bath. As she was getting in the tub with one foot in and one foot out, she called down to her sisters, "Am I getting in the tub or am I getting out of […]
Karate My Foot!
Harold’s new job had him working really late. He decides to get his wife a watchdog. He goes to the pet store and asks for a Doberman. The employee said, "If its a guard dog you want I have a dog just for you." The man walks to the back of the store to get […]
Bad Day Epxerience
When you THINK you have a bad day, remember this one… I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that […]
Sweet Children
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. […]
New Teacher
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by […]
The Psychic Hotline
One day a person called a psychic hot line. After all the questions the lady said I see Three Hundred dollars in your future. A week later, he got a bill from the psychic hotline for $300.00. What A Student When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school. […]
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