Humor
How To Get Rid Of Your Preacher…
This joke was probably written by a Preacher! I just want you to know that my congregation does all these things and I’m still alive, and here to stay! 1. Look him straight in the eye and say “Amen” once in awhile. He’ll preach himself to death within a few weeks. 2. Pat him on […]
Children’s Letters To God
In Sunday school they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation? -Jane Dear God, I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison Dear God. Are you really invisible or is that just a trick -Lucy Dear God, Is it true my father won’t […]
Did You Ever Wonder:
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ […]
The Pope & Golf
The pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. "Your Holiness," said one of the cardinals, "Mr.Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths. The Pope considered it to be a […]
Smile &Amp; Be Happy?
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to laugh. 2. Multiply this number by 2. 3. Add 5. 4. Multiply it by 50. 5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1747. If you haven’t, add 1746. 6. Last step: Subtract the four digit […]
The Theology Of Toys
Capitalism — He who dies with the most toys, wins. Liberalism – I feel good playing with toys, don’t you. That is why I know I am going to heaven Republicans – If you don’t repeal this tax on all toys, you will go to hell. Hare Krishna — He who plays with the most […]
The World’s Shortest Books
“My Plan To Find The Real Killers” by OJ Simpson The Difference between Reality and Dilbert Human Rights Advances in China “Things I Wouldn’t Do for Money” by Dennis Rodman Al Gore: The Wild Years Amelia Earhart’s Guide to the Pacific Ocean America’s Most Popular Lawyers Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors Detroit – A […]
The Existence Of System Administrators
Newsgroups: aus.religion,aus.religion.christian Subject: humour – the existence of System Administrators Date: 7 May 1998 13:56:29 GMT From: (Danny Yee) > The Existance of System Administrators > > Given that there is a lot of discussion about whether or not our LAN > really does have a System Administrator, and given that no empirical > evidence […]
Crazy Vs
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tire suffers a flat. While Jones is changing the tire, another car goes by, running over the hub cap in which Jones was keeping the lug nuts. the nuts are all knocked into a nearby storm drain. Jones is at a loss for […]
The Byte Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a user was using … not even a mouse; The programs were hung from the bugs in their code, In hopes that a guru would soon cure their woes; The data were nestled all snug in their beds, While versions of software danced in […]
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