Humor
Humour (by my favourite atheist, Phillip Adams)
The joke’s on us BY:PHILLIP ADAMS From:The Australian February 23, 2013 12:00AM I RECKON a human’s first laugh is a response to the fear of flight and falling. Behold that ancient scene – a father tosses his baby into the air and the poor little bugger inhales with fright only to exhale with relief when caught. […]
Smile!
A mechanic was removing a BMW M3 ¢â‚¬â„¢s cylinder head when he saw that a well-known cardiologist was waiting for the service manager to check his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage: “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?” The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands and asked: “So Doc, look at this engine. […]
The hotel bill
A married couple is travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George . Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours […]
Smile!
The SCOTTISH ‘Three Kick Rule’ A Glasgow lawyer went duck hunting in rural Aberdeenshire . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked […]
Julie Andrews’ Song
Julie Andrews Turning 79: To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan ‘s Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was ‘My Favorite Things’ from […]
How many squares?
Try this with your family/friends Tell them after they’ve had a good go at it – there are 40! Note: if the reproduction here looks like a rectangle it isn’t: the outside square has equal sides!
Seniors’ Humo[u]r
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don’t really give a rat’s hiney. It’s the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and […]
The Card Man: Amazing!
Bryan Berg is a professional “card stacker” who builds houses of cards on a very large scale. Trained as an architect, Bryan Berg is the only known person to make a living building structures with freestanding playing cards. He uses no tape, glue, or tricks, and his method has been tested to support 660 lbs. per square […]
Smile!
Judge: Haven ¢â‚¬â„¢t I seen you before? Man: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums. Judge: Twenty years! ============= A French man nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out and past security, he was captured only […]
Noelogisms: Looking at Life – Through a Punster’s Ear
English has an insatiable appetite for new words, new meanings or interpretations. Most new words – or neologisms (from Greek neo+logos, or new word) ¢â‚¬“ are self-explanatory, but some new words and new meanings arise from the parallel universe of punsters. Noelogisms invites you to step into the fun that pervades this parallel universe, with over a thousand different puns, homophones and […]
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