Humor
The Rite of Laughter
¢â‚¬Å“A Psalm For Easter ¢â‚¬ Let ¢â‚¬â„¢s celebrate Easter with the rite of laughter. Christ died and rose and lives. Laugh like a woman who holds her first baby. Our enemy death will soon be destroyed. Laugh like a man who finds he doesn ¢â‚¬â„¢t have cancer, Or he does, but now there ¢â‚¬â„¢s a cure. Christ opened wide […]
For Some ‘White Christmas’ Feeling….
Type in your address (or any of your familyaddresses) and look through the window to see the snow falling on your hometoday. Amazing!! Something for Christmas you won’t get anywhere else this summer!! http://www.pusher.com.au/clients/pusher-christmas-2011
Phillip Adams, Bedtime Stories…
Phillip Adams, Bedtime Stories: Tales from my 21 years at RN ¢â‚¬â„¢s Late Night Live, ABC books, 2012. Phillip Adams is Australia ¢â‚¬â„¢s #1 auto-didact/ public intellectual. To that add: premier raconteur, acquaintance of more-interesting-people than anyone, kingmaker (eg. during Bob Hawke/Bill Hayden saga), most-listened-to radio interviewer by people who love ideas, rather than wallowing in the […]
Grandma Still Drives —Priceless :-)
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling […]
Humor: Best Quotes?
Humor “Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” -E.B. White “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” -Mark Twain “A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men.” -Willy Wonka “Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate […]
Smile!
A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table. “What are you doing?” asked his mom. “The box says you shouldn’t eat them if the seal is broken,” said […]
The Origin of the Human Race :-)
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.” Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human […]
Smile!
#1 How to Catch a White Elephant Go to a place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants […]
An Elderly Gentleman walks into a Bar…
You should really be over sixty to even be allowed to read this story. If you’re not, just save it and read it again when you are old enough to appreciate it… A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, […]
Dad and Dave and the Mule :-)
Dad & Dave saw an ad in the Daily Newspaper in Geelong, Victoria. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night..” Dad & Dave replied, “Well, then just give us our […]
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