Humor
Signs
ACTUAL SIGNS POSTED BY BUSINESSES Sign on an electrician’s truck: Let us remove your shorts. Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day. On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. On a Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will […]
Just Curious
===JUST CURIOUS=== Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, “39 and holding.” Johnny thought for a moment and then said, “And how old would you be if you let go?” ===THE TITHING=== A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When […]
Humour – various
. An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck, there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives […]
Riddles and more
. TODAYS RIDDLE: . If you’re 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door. . /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x […]
What is Love?
What is Love? A group of professional people posted this question to a group of 4 to 8 year olds. “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think….. When my grandma got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. […]
Makes you think
Makes you think…… IN PRISON… you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK… you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle. IN PRISON…you get three meals a day. AT WORK…you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON…you get time […]
Ethical Dilemma
Answer on your honour and dignity – what would you do in the following circumstance? This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. Please don’t answer it without giving it some serious thought. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way […]
Churches ad hoc: a divine comedy
“Churches ad hoc: a divine comedy” http://www.efn.org/~hkrieger/church.htm
Miscellaneous humour
TODAYS RIDDLE: Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke? [ answer is at the bottom ] ============================= A lady lost […]
Senior moments
An elderly gentleman, very well dressed and polite, walks into a cocktail bar and sits beside an attractive elderly lady. He orders drinks and says to her “So tell me – do I come here often?” +++++++++ Having suffered serious deafness for a number of years, an elderly gentleman went to see a consultant who […]
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