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Medical Records
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians:. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day the knee was better and on the […]
Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along!
(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”) Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’, From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’, I’m happy — although My boss let me go — Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There’s beard on my cheek, Same clothes for a week, Happily addicted […]
Great Sayings Of Biblical Mothers
10. Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don’t know where it’s been! (Judges 14:5-8) 9. David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons! 8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper! 7. […]
An Old Joke
A man walks into a bar … ouch!
You Might Be In A Texas Country Church If…
1. The doors are never locked. 2. The Call to Worship is “Y’all come on in!” 3. People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the Ark. 4. The Preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering” and five guys stand up 5. The restrooms are outside. 6. Opening day of […]
Kidspeak
The following statements are supposed to have been written by children and have not been retouched or corrected – bad spelling and all. I can’t vouch for this being true, but I must admit some of them tickled my fuuny bone! Cheers! Charles Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball […]
Your Starship Captain Might Be A Redneck If…
1. Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month. 2. He paints flames and an NRA sticker on the warp nacelles. 3. You have a shuttle called “Billy Joe Bob.” 4. He refers to any intelligent alien race as “critters.” 5. He refers to Photon Torpedoes as “Popguns.” 6. He has the […]
Thanksgiving Story
A little Thanksgiving humour we can share with out USA friends <G> The turkey shot out of the oven And rocketed into the air, It knocked every plate off the table And partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner And burst with a deafening boom, Then splattered all over the kitchen, Completely obscuring […]
From Horse-Back To Space Shuttle
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8 1/2 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English expatriates. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first railway […]
You Might Be From Colorado If..
You carry your $3,000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car. You have a business degree and are frying burgers at a Mcdonald’s in Vail. You own a big dog named Aspen, Buck, Cheyenne or Dakota that wears a bandanna. You cast out your fishing line while white-water rafting. You think a pass does […]
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