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Going To Church
Son: "Dad, did you go to Church when you were a little boy ?" Dad: "Yes son, every single Sunday." Son: "Thought so. Bet it won’t do me any good either."
God Has A Wife?
Author Unknown A little boy about 10 years old was standing before a shoe store on Broadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. A lady approached the boy and said, "My little fellow, why are you looking so earnestly in that window?" "I was asking God to give me a pair of […]
The Nun And The Drunk
As a drunk tumbled out the tavern door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled […]
Sex On The Sabbath
A man wondered if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin. The reason is because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest. He asks for the priest’s opinion. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that […]
Movie Project
A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an action docudrama about famous composers with several top stars. Stallone, Schwartzenegger and Van Damme were present. The producers really desired the box office ‘oomph’ of these three, so they were prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would portray. "Well," started Stallone, […]
Computer Problem Report Form
1. Describe your problem: ____________________________________________________ 2. Now describe the problem accurately: ____________________________________________________ 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Trivial__ 5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Shot__ 6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__ 7. […]
Not In My Lifetime
Old Pretloski was a minister in a small Polish town. He had always been a good man and lived by the Bible. One day God decided to reward him, with the answer to any three questions Pretloski would like to ask. Old Pretloski did not need much time to consider, and the first question was: […]
Philosophy 101
This story will take you back to the days of Introduction to Philosophy…. Rene Descartes went into a bar and ordered a drink. When it arrived, he drank it down with a flourish. The observant bar-tender asked him if he wanted another. "I think not," Descarte replied — and disappeared. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: An old preacher who […]
Funeral (And The Time)
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She […]
‘Abort, Retry, Ignore?’
If Poe had had to contend w/ computers ….. Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets: Having reached the bottom line, I took a floppy from the drawer. Typing […]
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