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Abbot And Costello Meet Windows 95
Costello: Hey, Abbot! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer. Abbot: That’s great Lou. What did you get? Costello: A Pentium II-266, with 40 Megs of RAM, a 2.1 Gig hard drive, and a 24X CD-ROM. Abbot: That’s terrific, Lou. Costello: But I don’t know what any of it means! Abbot: You […]
Airplane Joke For The Day
The scene is a newspaper office. The editor says to one of his reporters: There’s a fire raging out of control west of town and I want you to get out there fast. And above all, get some good shots. If that means you have to hire an airplane, just do it. Don’t worry about […]
Legal Counsel
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial–a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment […]
The Babel Of Denominationalism
During an Ecumenical gathering….Someone rushed in and shouted, “The building is on fire!” Immediately… The METHODISTS gathered in the corner and prayed, The BAPTISTS cried, “Where is the water?” The QUAKERS quietly praised God for the blessing that fire brings, The LUTHERANS posted a notice on the door declaring that fire was evil, The ROMAN […]
Kids’ Religious Funnies
The following Bible stories were apparently written by real students and are genuine, authentic and unretouched. Richard Lederer assembled them; they appeared in National Review magazine on 1995-DEC-31. In the first book of the Bible, Guinness’s, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from […]
The Silent Debate
A little joke I found on the net. Thought you guys might like it. About two centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of […]
“One For You And One For Me”
The huge nut tree by the fence of the town cemetery was always laden with the delicious stuff, but nobody ever picked them. Not until the day when two young boys went a-nut-picking that is. They filled up a bucketful of nuts and seated themselves comfortably by the root of the huge tree, safely out […]
Medical Humour
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Getting what you ask for! A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, […]
Info Machines And Kids
McDonnell Douglas, The Shredder, and The Delivery “War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.” Georges Clemenceau Customer Satisfaction McDonnell Douglas Aircraft/Space Systems/Missiles PRODUCT REGISTRATION CARD Dear Sir, Important! Important! Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase. Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military […]
Christmas Humor
‘Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck… How to live in a world that’s politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves" "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves And labor conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety […]
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