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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Exam

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Time limit: 3 weeks 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions – or – give the first name of Pierre Tudeau. 3. Would you ask William Shakespear to: build a bridge sail the ocean lead an […]

Emails Between Father And Son

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Here are two entertaining emails exchanged between father and son. Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to […]

Operation

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

[Medical people – though not all wowsers – might see some humor in this :-)!] A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she’s embarrassed and doesn’t want anyone to find out. […]

Russian History Joke

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The former ruler of Russia and his wife were called Tsar and Tsarina. …Their children were called Tsardines. I think I can, I think I can… Imagine that each leader of the United Soviet Socialist Republic finds himself on a train in the middle of nowhere, when suddenly the tracks have come to an end. […]

Golf Jokes For The Day

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A buddy and I were golfing one afternoon and getting somewhat bored with the round; so when we came upon the water hazard with two ducks sitting quietly on the water, I bet him ten bucks he couldn’t hit a duck and five dollars he couldn’t even get one to move. Being a guy, he […]

Bill Gates And The Devil

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

"I hear that if you play the NT 4.0 CD backwards, you get a satanic message" "–That’s nothing. If you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!"

Star Trek And The Three Stooges

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

"This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them." – Q. Star Trek, the Next Generation ~~~ Oh, a wiiiiise Klingon! ~~~ Top Ten Reasons why the Three Stooges could easily take command of the Enterprise. 10. Troi would not comprehend their emotions: "Captain, I sense… whoo! whoo! . . .You numbskull. . […]

Think About…

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can’t buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than […]

Marriage Maxims

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with." –Author Unnamed The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re […]

Woman And Man

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is a description of their properties. Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there!) Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical […]

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